How does a ragtag volunteer twitch stream in need of a shower
Somehow become a donor superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving The Child’s Play flag higher?
Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
A marathon you know and love that’s unafraid to step in!
They’re constantly confusin’, confoundin’ Ganon’s demon herds
Ev’ryone give it up for New York’s notorious volunteering nerds!
Rupeethon!
We’re takin Epona by the reins makin’
Ganon’s hair redder with bloodstains
Rupeethon!
And we’re never gonna stop until we make ‘em
Donate to buy up some children’s toys and games, we’re
Rupeethon!
Watch us engagin’ em! Escapin’ em!
Nerdragin’ em! We’re —
Rupeethon!
We’re back on Twitch for more funds
Rupeethon!
July 28th, coming for more
Toys
And games
For Chillens in need.
We’ll rendez-vous with Child’s Play
Consolidate your gifts
We can beat our goal in 4 days
With the money we raise
But for this to succeed
There’s someone that we need
(That’s YOU!)
